It's Halloween, Jackholes

Today we'll be giving out candy to little beggars that come to our door. We only give out little candy bars so that next year we won't be swamped. On halloween, usually all the kids get equal candy treats, but I've always wondered what would happen if you didn't give everyone the same thing. What if you made them earn it.

I envision the idea of the man on the bridge in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". Ask each kid three questions. If they get any of them wrong, they get a small candy bar. Get them all right, and you give them a full sized candy. You could make up your own questions, but these are the ones I'm throwing around in my mind.

- What are you dressed as?
- What's the proper treatment for someone who has been bitten by a zombie?
- How do you kill a vampire?
- Does Wolfman have nards?
- How can you tell if someone is a witch?
- Do you like movies about gladiators?
- What is the proper arcane rotation when performing full burn on XT's Heart?
- Who is your daddy, and what does he do? (Delivered with a proper Arnold voice)
- Did Greedo shoot first?

Come up with some questions of your own!